Two bloggers went outside that’s it that’s the joke it’s an inside joke
sociopathicyouth: robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
Robert Downey Jr.
is my only joy in life.
Please, be kinder to me than 2012 was. My resolutions: the same as last year, & the year before, & before… Lose weight & find a guy. Sadly, I don’t believe this year will be any different from last year… I’m already off to a crappy start. I spent New Year’s Eve alone at home after working til 10:30pm. I ate Ramen noodles & Oreos. I drank 3 Mt....
Work friends: *all are in relationships & it's all they talk about*
Work friends: Katie, how come you never talk about your love life?
Me: What love life?
Work friends: You know, a boyfriend, or even any exes?
Me: I've never had a boyfriend.
Work friends: *processing what I said*
Work friends: BUT YOU'RE SOOOO SWEET & NICE & ADORABLE & FUNNY! You're the sweetest girl we know!!! Everyone loves you!
Me: Ya, well apparently that's not enough...
Skinny friend: So this guy freakin' creeped on me today & asked me for my phone number. Then later this really hot guy told me I was beautiful. & later, I ran into my ex & he said he wanted me back. Can you believe that!?
Me: ...I made eye contact with a cute nerd yesterday.
Com class is very boring today….
Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out...
suicidal-smiles: wheretheewildthingssaree: moject-prayhem: don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!! If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
reblog if you're unattractive and awkward
Reasons why Tumblr is WAAAY better than Facebook
1. The background is blue, not white. Therefor, staying on Tumblr for hours doesn’t hurt your eyes as much. 2. I don’t know about you guys, but I find it a lot easier to talk to strangers about certain things than people I actually know. 3. MY FAMILY IS NOT ON HERE! 4. Pretty much everyone with a Tumblr is awesome, while Facebook has way too many 12-year-olds who post about sex...
When someone asks me why do I love RDJ (if he's...
MORE Things I Hate as a Cashier...
14. When a customer hands me a $50 or $100 bill & I check to see if it’s real & they say “I just printed it this morning!”. Seriously? It’s never, EVER funny. It’s just annoying. 15. This one’s for the Deli & Meat Dept workers… PLEASE put the labels & stickers on the products NEATLY! When you don’t & they get all bunched up, we...
facebook: 12 years olds bragging about having sex
tumblr: 18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them
Things I Hate as a Cashier...
1. If someone’s total order is an even dollar amount (i.e. $20.00, $32.00, etc.) & they say “Wow! You don’t see that everyday!” or “I bet I couldn’t do that again if I tried!”. Actually, it happens quite a bit to pretty much everyone. You are not that special. 2. When something won’t scan & a customer says “It’s free!”. 3....
apoakonisanta: what if one day, you’re home alone and sneeze the phone rings someone whispers bless you then hangs up
If I were skinny
then maybe someone out there would find me pretty. Oh, well. Not everyone can be pretty, I guess. After all, society needs somebody to mock.
I sit here in agony as the yelling commences. What did I do to deserve this? You say that I always have excuses & defenses, But really, I cannot take your fits. You say I that need to start acting my age, But, dear God, I am only nineteen! I go to school, hang out, & earn minimum wage. How am I not being a teen? I can’t take it in this place any longer; I need to be out on my own. Goodbye...